Food · Lifestyle

Nothing has ever turned me on more

Somebody just posted this video on facebook and I literally cannot cope.

I am ACTUALLY SALIVATING. I’m making noises that could not be published in an Enid Blyton novel. I am thinking about how if I sellotaped my toaster upside down to my lamp stand that maybe I could recreate this vision that has ascended from the celestial dairy lair above.

SOD IT, I AM GOOGLING WHERE I CAN PURCHASE ONE.

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No, seriously.

Screen Shot 2015-03-10 at 22.40.40Sweet heaven above there it is.

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I genuinely cannot think of a better way to spend 10.9 weeks of food shopping. Free P&P. From Germany no less. Imagining a muscly German man testing it in a workshop for me… Gahehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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OMG LUK HOW SEXI ALL THESE PICS AR- Oh wait. Stop. Chelsea. Stop. They’re not sexy. They’re pretty tame (minus 2nd pic in). You’re letting the cheese lust get the better of you.

Phew. Wow. That was a close one. God, I don’t know what overcame me…

*Sneaks off feeling abashed*


In completely unrelated events, is any one else healthy eating right now?

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